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Who's that girl?

28
May
2009
 

By Jessie

Hello! Bonjour! Nei ho! Hola! Namaste! Ciao! Privet! Er…g’day?

No your eyes are not deceiving you – I’m back and I’m very happy to be here.

But wither have I been?

[Deep and weary sigh] I dare not burden you with dark tales of a long and lonely journey. Instead, I implore you to engage your imagination and conjure a poetic explanation for my long absence from the YP flock.

For instance, perhaps I befriended a talking dog named Ruffy and together we ran wild, plotting crazy canine adventures and chasing cars just for kicks.

Or my superhero alter-ego was summoned urgently by the leader of the free world to save humanity from imminent destruction before hosting a punch n' pancakes pool party. Again.

Or I was called upon to arbitrate when angry Plutonians descended to earth, cranky and protesting against the demotion of their home from a planet to a ‘dwarf-planet’.

Or maybe I’ve just been riding the byways and highways searching skywards for an answer.

You’ll never know.

But all that matters now is I’ve returned! Revitalised! And I can blink!

I’ll be writing regularly about all things YouPlay – so check back often for the latest news, views and random ramblings.  Over the coming weeks I’ll be introducing new YP characters – and (ta-dah) – the launch of a brand new Lovatts puzzle.

As a wise man once said “My home is not a place, it is a people” – and YouPlayers, I couldn’t agree more. A journey can be many things, but for me, the best part has been returning to the YP friends and family I call home.

Jessie x (Did I mention that I’m back?)

PS:  While I’m sure you’re all gasping with delight and admiration at my new found facial expressions and how they so archly mirror the sentiment of my pithy banter; something tells me that the YP Tech Team have tasted a Frankenstein-ish power for unnatural creation and they are hungry for more.
My unwavering instinct is that they will not rest until I have become completely transformed by their fancy tricks and fandangled technology.

Who knows, soon I might even be able to…talk?

[Fade Out Lyrics to Michael Jackson’s “Bad”:]

Because I'm Back, I'm Back-
Come On
(Back Back-Really, Really Back)
You Know I'm Back, I'm Back-
You Know It…

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23 Responses to

Who's that girl?

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Ozmaid said:
May 28, 2009 at 4:32 PM

Welcome back Jessie, I was wondering where you had disappeared too! Love the avatar....

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said:
May 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM

Welcome back Jessie!

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May 28, 2009 at 5:44 PM

Welcome back Jessie. How come the tech team can make you blink etc and I can't even change my avatar. This despite emails for help. Can you intercede on my behalf????

 

Jessie: Ah, as but your humble scribe I will try my best. Can I suggest (if you haven't already) that you fill in a Support Ticket? x

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MumOf5 said:
May 28, 2009 at 7:08 PM

Welcome back Jessie!!! We've missed you...not that Dr Play hasn't TRIED to make up for it, but it's just not the same love

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poolman said:
May 28, 2009 at 7:43 PM

Wot tha!

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joeyho said:
May 28, 2009 at 8:17 PM

Yeah Jess, good to see some action on YP been very boring, except for the chat. Welcome back Cheers joeyho

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May 28, 2009 at 9:28 PM

welcome back jessie. nice to hear from you again!

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Tinkers said:
May 28, 2009 at 9:45 PM

Welcome back Jessie, maybe now YouPlay will come back to life again. We miss the old format and the interaction we had with Staff. Hope this is the beginning of all things good.

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Becstar said:
May 28, 2009 at 10:30 PM

Here Here Tinks! Has not been the same without the lovable lovatts bunch of ratbags ;)Welcome Back Jesse

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asha287 said:
May 28, 2009 at 11:32 PM

I'm new to YouPlay, and I thought that was really funny and cute. And interesting. I liked it!

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Julie1001 said:
May 29, 2009 at 6:23 AM

Welcome back Jessie! What a way with words you have. Great to see you here again. Also welcome to asha287.

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Goldy said:
May 29, 2009 at 7:08 AM

Twould seem that Jessie is one popular lassie or is it the start of a brand new day now that some hunour hath returned to YouPlay welcome back

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Jitters said:
May 29, 2009 at 7:42 AM

Hi Jessie, great to see you again! Can't wait to play the new game!!!

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May 29, 2009 at 8:07 AM

Welcome back Jessie, I echo everyone's sentiments that it just hasn't been the same without you to greet us everyday. A lot more welcoming when we see a YP face there each morning. New game sounds fun. Cheers Deb

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said:
May 29, 2009 at 11:35 AM

It's great having you back Jessie. Love the avatar changes. Look forward to new game.

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MegaFan said:
May 29, 2009 at 12:06 PM

Ditto everyone above. Fantastic to have you back Jessie. Lookig forward to seeing you every day!!!

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May 29, 2009 at 6:54 PM

Hi Jessie and wellcome back. We've really missed your cheerful attitude and your personal special colour you added here in our everyday visits. Hope you'll be here for good

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May 30, 2009 at 12:28 PM

Since you and the forums have left, YouPlay has become just a bunch of puzzles and games, with no personality to the site. So, welcome back Jessie.

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May 31, 2009 at 4:50 PM

Hi, Jessie, It's good to see you again! The puzzles are still the same, but with the demise of the forum and the departure of McTroy and Dr. Play, it's been very impersonal. Your smile is certainly a plus, very cleverly done :-) Beauregarde.

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deeneecee said:
June 01, 2009 at 4:48 PM

Welcome back Jessie. Sounds like you have some good ideas too.

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sexyshaza said:
June 10, 2009 at 4:11 PM

Hey jess welcome back. Now maybe we will get our horiscopes back. Miss them as much as we missed you.

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said:
July 05, 2009 at 10:12 AM

Welcome back,as they say. I,{like Andrea2000} would like to find extras for avatar. How do we go about that? Many thanks.

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said:
October 03, 2009 at 11:14 AM

I am agreeing to all, please please please bring back our forums and then youplay may recover, welcome back jessie, hope you had a good holiday. and please vote for Boy in striped Pj's or guantanamo boy in the book club.